conversation between Doctor and patient – Funny one

Patient: doctor, a bee has stung me. The pain is unbearable.

Doctor: don’t worry; I’ll apply some cream on it.

Patient: you’ll never find the bee. It must be far away.

Doctor: No, I’ll apply the cream on the place where you were stung
Patient: Oh! It happened in the park where I was sitting under a tree.

Doctor: No, No, you are mistake; I mean, on the part of you body where the bee stung you.

Patient: Oh, it was on my finger!

Doctor: which one?

Patient: how am I to know? All bees look the same to me.

Doctor: oh my god! I have never come across such a foolish person in my life!

how to start conversation in nice way

11. Hi. How are you feeling?

12. Hello, how nice of you?

13. Hello, welcome bock.

14. Hello, pleased to meet you.

15.Hi, How’s life?

Now let’s look at some dialogues.

A – Hello, Good morning Ajit.

B – Hello. Good morning, Srtram.

A – Hallo. Good morning, Madam.
B – Hello. Good morning. Revalhi.

A – Hello, Good afternoon friends.
B – Hello. Good afternoon, Rani.

A – Hello. Good evening sir.
B – Hello, Good evening boys.

A – Hello, Raj, How are you?

B – Fine, thank you, and you, Ravi?

A – I’m OK. Thanks.

A – Hi. Roshan! How are you?

B – Not bad; tanks, and you?

A – Very well. How are your wife and children, Roshan?

B – They’re fine.

A – Good morning everybody

B – Good morning Mr Annnd

A – Hello. Rajiv, how are you today?

B – Pine, sir.

A – How are you Vlkram?

C – I am fine. Thank you Anand, and you?

A – Very well. Now let’s talk business

A – Hello.

B – Hello

A – How are you getting on?

B – Very well Thanks.

A – And how are you?

B – I’m fine. Thanks.

Here some language expressions used to greet people.


Here some language expressions used to greet people.

1.   Hello, good morning, Sachin.

2    Hi, Dhanraj, How do you do?

3. Hello, good afternoon, madam.

4. Hello, good evening, Usha.

5. Hello, everybody.

6. Hello, Rahul, How are you?

7. Hi, How goes life?

8. Hi, How are you doing?

9. Hello, How’re your getting on?

10. Hello, How’re things with you?

A greeting is what you soy when you meet your friends and people who are dose to you.

‘Hello’ also spelt ‘Hullo’ is a common form of greeting.

Hi’ is another popular form of greeting among  young friends but

‘Hi’ is not polite when you greet your teachers, your
elders or your employers.

Example conversation at shop in English

C – What are those photo stands made of?

S – They’re made of pure ivory and silver

C – What are these necklaces made of? They are pretty

S – You mean these? They’re made of glass beads Do you like them?

C – Yes. I like them very much. Could you tell me how much they cost?

S – Twenty five rupees each Madam.

C – That’s quite reasonable. I think I’ll have two of them

S – Here you are madam. Thank you very much.

C – Thank you and goodbye.

S – Come again. Goodbye

V – Visitors H – Host

V – Hello, Merry Christmas everyone.
H – Merry Christmas Come in, come in. It’s so cold outside.

V – Thank you Mr. George.
H – What would you like to have? Would you like some cake or sandwich?

V – I prefer cakes…

H – Yes, and to drink? Tea or coffee?

V – Coffee please.

Good wishes are what you say to people when you wish them good luck.

A -   Good tuck. Good luck with your interview. Tilak.
B -   Thank you. Abdul

A -   I hope everything turns out all right for you
B -   Thanks.  I hope so too, And the same to you. I wish you
good luck with your new job.

V – Visitors       H – Host       M – Mother

V – Happy New Year. Shalini
H – Happy New Year friends.

V – We’ve come to wish you. May we come in?
H – Sure. Come and take your seats.

V – Mum, they are my colleagues Ragu. Banu and Siva.
M – Oh, welcome everybody. Lei’s have sweet meat and fruits.

V – Thanks

Example conversation between friends

A – Ramesh        B – Raju

A- I’m exhausted Raju. We had a very short deadline last week to

supply a large number of radio sets.

B- I see. And that’s why you are so tired. Ramesh.

A- Yes had to work nearly 14 hours a day at the assembly lines.

I’m taking the whole of next week off.

B- I’m sure some rest will do a lot of good to you.

A- I feel precisely the same. Everything is packed and I’m off to Ooty…

B- It is a good vacation. Enjoy yourself… Bye
A- Thank you… Bye… Raju.

K – Kannan      M – Mani

K- We’re going to Malaysia for our vacation. Mani.
M- Ah… That’s fine. Malaysia is really good for holidays.
K- Yes, that’s what my uncle in Kualallampur says.
M- So, when’re you flying, Kannan?
K- Next Saturday.

M- And how long you’ll be there?

K- For two weeks. We’ll be back on the 14th of August

M- Fine. I hope you have a wonderful time.

K- Thank you. Mani,

Congratulating Greeting and Wishing Well

When something good happens to someone we congratulate them to express our pleasure.

We congratulate a person on, passing his/ her examination, his/ her birthday, engagement, wedding, wedding anniversary, getting on oppointment, promotion, winning o prize, and on other achievements.

Here are some language expressions used for congratulating and appreciating a person.

1. Congratulations!

2. That’s marvelous I

3. Well done; keep it up I

4. Oh, that’s wonderful I

5. That’s splendid I

6. Oh, what an excellent performance!

7. That’s great I

6.   Oh, it’s fantastic!

9. How clever of you!

10. That’s really brilliant I

Offering to help to others

Offering to help

1. Yes, con I help you?

2. Hello, May I help you?

3. Shell I carry your bog for you?

4. Do you want me to open the door?

5. Would you like me lo call ‘he doctor?

6. Hi. How can I help you?

7. Do you need my help?

8. Do you want me to give you a hand?

9. What shall I buy for you?

10. Please ask me if you want anything.

Responding lo offers – (Positively)

1.Yes, please.

2. Yes, I’ll have some.

3. It’ll be o pleasure it you help me.

4. I would rather have some cool drink.

5 Yes, I think I’ll hove some more.

6 Yes, I don’t mind.

7. Mm… I won’t say no to it.

8. Yes. I enjoy biscuits and milk.

9. Oh, that’d be nice.

10. Well, alright, just one/some more.

Responding to offers – (Negatively)

1. No. thanks.

2. No, I’m not hungry.

3. No, I’m full.

4. No, I don’t like it.

5. No, thanks. I don’t smoke/ drink.

6. Yes, please, it is too heavy.

7. Yes, I’ll be pleased if you don’t.

8. Don’t worry.

9. No thanks, it is very kind of you

10. That’s really very kind of you .I don’t want to put you to too much
trouble, (apologetic tone)


H – Henry       D-Dad       M- Mary

H -   Mary, this is my father. Dad this Is Mary.
D -   Pleased to meet you Mary.
M – Nice to meet you.

W – Wife       H – Husband

W – Hello darling! Welcome back. Are you tired?

H – Yes I am, and cold…

W – Yes, sit down and have a cup of coffee

H – Mmm… Thank you. I’m hungry too.

T-Teacher        C – Children

T – Good morning children.

C – Good morning, sir.

T – Can I have your home work, please?

C – Here they are sir.

T – Thank you.

A – Good morning. Chandru

B- Good morning. Babu

A – Did you enjoy your week-end?

B – Oh yes. We had a nice time. We went swimming, fishing

and boating It was very interesting
A – Then I think you’ve reamed enough to restart work this Monday

B – Of course, actually I’m recharged for the next five days.

K – Hi. Good evening. Murali

M – Hi. Good evening, Krishna.. Jogging?

K – Yes to bum some more calories. I want to lose a kilo or two

M – That’s not easy, Murali.

K – I know. I know, but nothing like trying

M – My advice you to go on diet…

K – I’m afraid I can’t agree with you because dieting kills your stamina as well.

MD – Managing Director       S – Mrs. Siva

M – How do you do Mrs. Siva?

S – How do you do?

M – You’re from our office in Delhi, aren’t you?

S – Yes, that’s right.

M – Welcome to Chennai.

S – Chennai is really nice. It’s really very big

M-Mahesh        B – Balu        A-Anita        R – Rangan

M – Hello everybody!

B – Meet Anita, Rangan. Anita, this is Mahesh.
A -   Glad to meet you.

M -   Glad to meet you too. Shall I order some ice cream?
R -   That’s marvellous! Is it okay for you Anita?

S- Soorya       V-Vijay
S -   Hello, Vijay. How are you?

V -   Fine. How are things with you?

S -   Not too bad. I haven’t seen you for sometimes.

V -   I know I’ve been busy at office.

S -   How about dropping in at my house one day next week?

V -   Yes. Let’s make it Saturday or Sunday.

S – Saturday is a good day for me. Come for dinner.

V – Good I’d be there at 7.00 o’clock. See you there.
S – See you on Saturday. Bye.

V – Bye

Saying Goodbye in English conversation

There are a number of ways of saying Goodbye.

We often say ‘Bye’ or ‘Bye…Bye..’ instead of  ‘Goodbye’.

It’s always nice to use a rising or tall rise intonation.

As you can sec in the following episodes
saying Goodbye is often spread over several turns.

1. Bye mum. See you soon.

2. Well, goodbye son. Look offer yourself

3. See you guys. Bye.

4. Cherio. Bye

5. Bye… Bye.

6. Goodbye. Good night mum.

7. See you tomorrow bye.

8. Bye, See you.

9. Well, goodbye Lara, safe tourney.

10. Cheerio, Haran. Look after yourself.

11. All the best. Have a good flight

12. Well, goodbye. Don’t work too hard.

13. Goodbye everyone. Thank you for everything
14. Goodbye- Don’t forget to write.

15. I won’t (forget). Bye

16. Goodbye darling. I’ll miss you very much.
17. Goodbye. Give my love to everyone

18. Thank you goodbye.  Come again.

19. Thank you for your help. Goodbye.

M – Mother        D – Dinesh                               L-Leela
M     – Are you ready Dinesh?
D     – Yes, mum.

M     – Don’t yes mum me all the lime
D       – No mum.

M     – Right, Leela, Are you ready?

L     – Where’s my school bag and .my…Water bottle?

M      – I don t know, it is your bag and your bottle

L     – Ah. Here it is.

M     – Right, see you later. Give me a kiss Bye – see you
L+D – Bye – see you.

how to make offering in English


Here are some language expressions used to make offerings. They are used for making offers to eat and drink and also for offering to help of hers.

Offering to eat and drink

1. Would you like some tea?

2. Try one of these chocolates.

3. Help yourself to more coffee.

4. Shall I give you some apples?

5. Do you want some sandwich?

6. Would you like to have anything to eat?

7. Have another slice of cake please.

8. Would you like eggs or fish?

9. What drink do you like sir?

10. How about/ what about o drink?